How to get dressed: the boot quiz

Admittedly, the Ugg never went away (if you want to remind yourself what shopping was like in ye olde days, check out the queues, yes, queues, at the Ugg store in Westfield). A year ago, it looked as though any boot not reminiscent of a slipper was destined to join the farthingale. But give us a few frosty mornings and they’re back, bringing a host of style dilemmas. Enter the Incredibly Insightful Boot Quiz.

Do you wear pencil skirts?
A: Always. The shorter the better.
B: Never. The hour-glass figure is an abomination sent to tempt man, blah, blah.
C: Sometimes.

Are your legs…
A: Like Darcey Bussell’s?
B: Narcissism is a sin. You haven’t looked since 1987.
C: Like Miriam Margolyes’?

Have you fantasised about playing the lead in Puss in Ugg Boots?
A: Occasionally; doesn’t everyone?
B: You are Christopher Biggins.
C: Don’t be silly.